Nationale Puns

A list of puns related to "Nationale"

What genre of music are national anthems?

Country

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👤︎ u/Special_KC
📅︎ Oct 19 2021
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My 11 yo son got out the car at school the other morning, right at the moment the gritter was driving by us spraying rock salt everywhere..

He got straight back in the car, looked at me with a completely serious face and said “I’ve just been assaulted”.

ETA: thank you so much for the awards, I showed him some (SOME!) of the comments 😂 and it made his day, he was delighted that people actually enjoyed his joke to even just upvote and comment on it but actually couldn’t believe that people actually awarded it too (“people gave Reddit awards to it?? For my joke?? Like, did they actually mum or are you just saying that?!” so yea, thank you kind Redditors for making my 11yo extremely happy! You guys are the best 😊

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👤︎ u/mcdubbg
📅︎ Feb 17 2022
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Why do truckers like October 4th the best?

Because 10-4 good buddy!

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👤︎ u/oppy1984
📅︎ Oct 04 2021
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Which organization controls sleeping?

The Bederal Government!

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👤︎ u/Bundisimo
📅︎ Jun 04 2016
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Dad's daughter was hiding

http://i.imgur.com/enartAh.png

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👤︎ u/GiveMeBackMySon
📅︎ Jul 29 2016
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Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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👤︎ u/danbertgilbs
📅︎ May 07 2016
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So, your cat lost one of his lives?

I guess now he's an octo-puss.

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👤︎ u/teatimetibbons
📅︎ Oct 15 2015
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My dad was flawless with the execution of this zinger...

Me on the phone with my dad - "I got a cat!"

Dad - "What's it's name?"

Me - "Susan."

Dad - "So it's a girl?"

Me - "Of course...her name's Susan. Do you think I'd name a boy cat Susan?"

Dad - "No...I suppose that if it was a boy, it would B. Anthony."

Good one, Dad...

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👤︎ u/Diiiiirty
📅︎ Apr 28 2014
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What genre are national anthems?

Country

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👤︎ u/YuricAcid
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
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Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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👤︎ u/surgicalfunnel
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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