National Geographic Puns

A list of puns related to "National Geographic"

I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...

Now, I have back issues.

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👤︎ u/MisterBigDude
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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This was a National Geographic Cover
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👤︎ u/queenlechat
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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I watched a program on National Geographic, where they showed a huge plant which had grown papers instead of leaves.

It was a document-tree.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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National Geographic: "Nearly 3/4 of our planet lies underwater"

My dad: "I wonder what it is about water that makes people so dishonest?"

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👤︎ u/CptGurney
📅︎ Jan 18 2015
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National Geographic

Me: Did you know the one of the lead photographers at NG tamed a bear and had him as best man at his wedding

Dad: Did he do a speech or just play the Bear-Necessities

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👤︎ u/NuclearNoodle
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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I'm going to start a photo essay entitled "Images Of A Jar Of Peanut Butter In Unusual Locations"

I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.

bonus peanut butter

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👤︎ u/teuast
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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