Did you hear what the New York Times editor-in-chief said on their last day?

"Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Strawbalicious
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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The leader of a cannibal tribe was slowly cooking a man in a pot

Cannibal Leader: "What did you do before we captured you?"

Man: "I was an editor for a newspaper"

Cannibal Leader: "Soon you will be editor-in-chief"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/professorf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Double dadjoked at work yesterday

My editor in chief told me he couldn't go out to a concert the night before because his nephew had to have emergency gall bladder surgery.

My response: "Wow, the gall of him!"

His response: "Well, at least he had it removed now before it got any bladder."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/scottheisel
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