There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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New report indicates widespread overheating at an alarming rate, mainly in stadiums

Must be the lack of fans.

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📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Hey, did you hear about the semi that overturned and spilled all the rolling chairs onto the highway for several miles?

It was a widespread case of loose stools.

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