All my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Ken M visits an expansive bar (image)

https://i.imgur.com/xEn5n7D.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikoma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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Got the new expansion pack for my treadmill

Outdoor jogging

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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My wife told me I’ve grown as a person

Her actual word were β€œyou’ve gotten fat”, but I know what she meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did Putin say after NATO complained about Russia's aggressive westward expansion?

Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1sneakymidget
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.

Just not in the right order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I can't believe my ex wanted the expanse of open rolling infertile land in addition to my trailer home...

She wanted my mansion and moor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Nicknames that make your name longer should be called

Nicholasnames

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Guys, I've heard that 2019 fought with 2020 and 2021. But...

I've heard that there will be another fight. I think the winner will be 2022.

Expansion of the joke by u/Ramzee24

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VattghernGeralt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Is the solar systems rent out of this world?

I heard space is expansive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursppachulli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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I think my coworkers getting tired of the construction jokes I've been working on…

A group of us were walking by a building expansion that's been under construction for a while when one of my coworkers said, "Look! They're installing the large glass windows on the front!"

I couldn't help but say, "I guess that's a pretty clear indicator they're making progress!"

There may or may not have been a face palm afterwards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mapkar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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A friend of mine owns a Chinese restaurant in Korea.

He's been having some real trouble finding investors willing to back him in an expansion, even though his current business model is doing really well and Sichuanese food is a real hit in the capital.

Apparently it's a long way to the top if you wanna wok in Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basquefire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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My Dad was in his cosmology class

his professor was blowing up a balloon to demonstrate the expansion of space. After inflating it on the last blow it burst. He asked if that was the "Big Bang".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisfinne
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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All my friends have really expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

But mine is a little pail into comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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All my friends have these long and expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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