Breathtaking Puns

A list of puns related to "Breathtaking"

U have been tested positive for breathtaking
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👤︎ u/assassin_black_dog
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
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👤︎ u/PhiIipp1
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Guys death is breathtaking
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👤︎ u/Snipez-5464
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Wanna hear something breathtaking

Asthma

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👤︎ u/xIJustWantToSleepx
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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You are breathtaking
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👤︎ u/Google2022
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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suffocation is really breathtaking
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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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Do you know what's not very breathtaking?

A respirator. Its very breathgiving

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👤︎ u/Toaztyy
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Breathtaking
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👤︎ u/SexyBuu
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Everyone in my class said I was breathtaking and I didn't know why....

I didn't find out until they all suffocated.

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👤︎ u/CyanCharizard
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Breathtaking photo
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👤︎ u/LosGlasgow
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why was Keanu Reeves called ‘breathtaking’?

Because he killed a lot of people in John Wick!

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👤︎ u/kpax
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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Breathtaking

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/c1exo1/technically_keanu_reeves_was_correct_we_all_are/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

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👤︎ u/94mikelopez
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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I experienced something almost as breathtaking as Keanu Reeves over the weekend.

The treadmill

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👤︎ u/linkguy23
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Im sure the views from Everest's peak are breathtaking...
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👤︎ u/Theend_97
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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This man is breathtaking.
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👤︎ u/fsacb3
📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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It hurts me to say this....

But, I have a sore throat.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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I don't understand why people complain about COVID 19...

It is breathtaking.

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👤︎ u/StarGameDK
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Did you hear about the new Halloween movie where the guy screams his lungs out?

It was breathtaking

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👤︎ u/Ecstatic-Pirate-5536
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Better sit down for this one
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👤︎ u/Razabeth
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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What do u call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

irrelephant ...,,,,That was the most stupidest joke ,sorry

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👤︎ u/purplejaffacake
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Something for you all.
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👤︎ u/irresolut
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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What’s the difference between Keanu and a bakery thief?

Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.

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👤︎ u/internet_warlord
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call someone who steals lungs?

Breathtaking.

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👤︎ u/Shiatryx
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Who was the most beautiful serial killer?

The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.

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👤︎ u/assafstone
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.

"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."

The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

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👤︎ u/alphaw0lf212
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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I did CPR on someone the other day

It really took my breath away

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👤︎ u/ComicMS
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Do you like puns about drowning?

I think they are breathtaking

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👤︎ u/muxamoose
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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I almost drowned today

It was a breathtaking experience.

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👤︎ u/Vagge31
📅︎ May 18 2019
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Keanu Reeves: Chokes me

Me: you’re breathtaking

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👤︎ u/CheezBerger324
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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I used to be friends with an anti-vaxxer’s kid.

She got sick of me.

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👤︎ u/lordthiccuad
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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What's the most spectacular part of the human body?

The lungs, they're breathtaking.

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👤︎ u/PenguinBob
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Ah, the first person to ever go to space.

I bet his experience was quite breathtaking!

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👤︎ u/SolyDaPro
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and athsma?

Nothing, they are both breathtaking

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👤︎ u/DeBoss2211
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Told my girlfriend about lunch

Me: My food went down the wrong hole. I guess you could say my lunch was breathtaking.

Her: -_-

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👤︎ u/Munchlaxatives
📅︎ Oct 13 2014
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How come Yellowstone causes asthma?

It's breathtaking

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👤︎ u/vdjejhehsw
📅︎ May 28 2018
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What is space like without a space suit?

Breathtaking.

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👤︎ u/Deathwish2233
📅︎ Jul 30 2016
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Have you seen the video where an astronaut takes off his helmet in space?

It was breathtaking.

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👤︎ u/Wyboth
📅︎ Oct 15 2013
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Have you seen the video where an astronaut takes off his helmet in space?

It was breathtaking.

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👤︎ u/Wyboth
📅︎ Oct 15 2013
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