It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
The elves have been on strike.
Their biggest demand is universal elfcare.
They rarely hit the target!
They keep selling their soles to the Devil.
the white house will become forbiden
I'm lactose intolerant.
They are usually ahead of me in the express lane at the grocery store.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
I told her, "I think you mean fewer".
I have less pressing concerns.
When I click on it there are fewer singles than I expected.
While shopping with the wife today, we found a Lego set on our niece's wishlist that was even cheaper than Amazon. So, naturally, we jumped on it. Going through checkout, I looked at the box, then I looked at my wife. All I said to her was that I hope she would forgive me for what I was about to do. Her response: "don't you dare."
Fast forward 15 seconds, and it's our turn in line. As the cashier is about to scan the toy, I pointed out that the set has 446 pieces. "Is that ok for the 10 items or less line?" My wife quickly told her to ignore me.
I need your best puns regarding space, astology, etc. It's supposed to be a name of a group so the fewer words the better.
Thank you guys!
The Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen.
The Israelite has 1/3 fewer calories.
The beef cattle farmer thought it was a silly policy and would greatly reduce his income from selling meat overseas....
The pig farmer disagreed, he thought it was a great opportunity for livestock farmers to benefit from higher profit margins in a strong domestic market with fewer overheads.
Feeling very passionate after a few beers, the beef farmer says to the pig farmer:
“This time in 12 months, the government will have repealed this policy because it’s such a terrible idea... in fact, I’m willing to bet on it. If I’m wrong, and they don’t repeal it, I’ll give you my prized cow, Daisy. But if I’m right, and they do repeal it, you have to give me free bacon for a year”.
The pig farmer is confident that the policy will be a success and won’t be repealed. So he says “deal”.
The beef farmer carries on:
“Actually, I think this policy is going to be such a terrible failure that I’ll need to sell half of my cows to stay afloat... in fact, I’m willing to bet on it. If I’m wrong, and this policy doesn’t mean I need to sell half my cows, I’ll give you free steaks for a year. But if I’m right, and I do need to sell half my cows, you have to give me your prized boar, pumba”.
The pig farmer is confident that the beef farmer won’t need to sell any cows. So he says “deal”.
12 months pass following the introduction of the live export ban. The government hasn’t repealed the policy, but unfortunately the beef farmer has had to sell most of his cows.
Both farmers reconvene at the pub. The beef farmer says to the pig farmer:
“Well, it seems you were right about one thing but wrong about the other...
So... You may have won the cattle, but you’ve lost the boar!”.
We were eating and she noticed that the forks had one fewer prong than normal. She said, "Don't forks usually have four prongs?"
So I replied, "I guess these are only threeks."
Using this image, can you give me a good catch phrase that is punny using around 7 letters or fewer, and having something to do with taxes, finance, helping people. The t-shirt is for a volunteer group at a law school that helps indigent people file taxes and participates in community education and advocacy in the area of financial literacy.
Thanks for all of your help!
Me: "So did you hear LSU boosters have raised enough money to buyout Les Miles' contact?" Dad: "I'm sorry who?" Me: "Les Miles." Dad: "Shouldn't it be Fewer Miles?"
Dad gets short changed on his fried shrimp at a diner. He calls the manager over and the following exchange ensued:
Dad: "I order this dish all the time, and today I noticed there's fewer shrimp than usual..."
Manager: "I'm sorry sir, but we don't go by how many shrimp for the order, we go by the weight."
Dad: "Well, I waited..."
