I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
I Can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
I’ve lost count of the times I forgot
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...
Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.
I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.
Anyone out there still fascinated with Roman numerals ?
Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...
Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. “We’ll do you one better than terminate, we’ll termiNINE”.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
How do you turn six into nine?
When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"
Son: "Dad I know you're an English teacher, but can I ask you the date in Roman Numerals?"
Dad: "I think you mean May I"
Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
Programmers hate roman numerals.
But I can't zero in on why
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
They once made a maths robot with numerical dyslexia
What do you call a number that won't sit still??
A Roamin' Numeral.
(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)
Everyone stay safe and healthy!
In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.
But you can't criticize XI.
Once upon a time in the jungle...
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…
He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator
Only a fraction of people would get this.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of people know this
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of the people will get this joke
Who understands Roman Numerals?
I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals.
I for one like roman numerals
I for one, like Roman numerals
There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
only a fraction of people will get this joke
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
I for one, love Roman numerals
There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Programmers hate roman numerals.
But I can't zero in on why?
I can't recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
I, for one, like Roman Numerals
I can't remember howto write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
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