How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
My boss said to me "You're the worst train driver ever! How many have you derailed this year?!"
I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
TEN TICKLES !
Okay I’ll see myself out.
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity
How many disappointed dads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How would I know? You’ve made me the proudest dad alive.
How many boats are trying to get through the Suez Canal now that it's unblocked?
How many people showed up to the church yesterday?
Do you know how to tell someone tells too many bad jokes at a butcher shop?
Cuz even the beef gets corny
How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb
Woah, it's already been changed
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The main purpose of the call-response hooting that many owls engage in is to find and attract a potential mate.
Recently, I've been driving my wife crazy with how many friends named Fred I've been making, and they all look the same, no less. That said, one day a man rang our bell, and my wife, relieved that he did not look like my other friends, asked who he was, to which a replied:
"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."
How many dancers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many politicians does take to enact a policy?
All of them.
One to dream it up, and the rest to fcuk it up.
My Grandad always used to say ‘many hands make light work’
Awesome Grandad, rubbish Electrician
There are many perks to moving to Switzerland...
Why did the German go to so many aromatherapy venues?
I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... Or two.
One......... Or two.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a hamster?
How many lightbulbs does it take to fix a lightbulb?
doesn't matter, they can't fix it either way because they're not bright enough.
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
"Ten tickles."
I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
I have made myself too many places to store books.
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus before he’ll laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?”
I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many golfers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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