I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.

He can't just comprehend what attachments are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkdtezpur88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatchitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?

Chain mail!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoticgood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.

It’s Spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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[OC]Why don't Jedi and E-mails mix very well? youtube.com/watch?v=TXNFw…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHCIB-Channel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Can buddhists use e-mail?

Yes, but they can't use attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What is Forrest Gump's e-mail password?

1forrest1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pb609
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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E-mail I just received from my dad: Rare photo of Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seewhatyadidthere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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People should call replying to an E-Mail, ReMailing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XraftcoHD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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Oooooh I got an e-mail! youtube.com/watch?v=_rnk5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Araphax
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2011
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Asked my dad what his e-mail was the other day

He says, "I don't have an e-mail I have an g-mail"

He dad joked me without even realizing it

Source: African dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_halfrican_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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A discussion I had with a woman over E-mail, Ripe with dad jokes.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendofDragoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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Co-worker sent e-mail w/ cute photo "Puppy therapy outside, part of wellness fest"

Office manager replied: Why are those puppies in therapy?

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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My dad just had to e-mail me this morning with the new joke he learned

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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Someone sent me an e-mail saying Google Maps can read maps backwards

It’s obviously spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homeless_Hamster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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