Ordered Spam online. Oddly, the shipping details email showed up in my regular inbox.
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The spam filter on my emails is bust...

...it's letting all sorts of cooked meats through.

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👤︎ u/Drondol
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Repost from u/gameryadin
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📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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There's an email going around..

... offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can. If you get this email, don't open it. It's spam.

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📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Just a heads up.

If you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork and ham because it contains COVID, ignore it. It's spam.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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A List of Puns (and other excuses for good humor)

Me: You got the goods?

Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.

Me: My, what a steel!

Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?

Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.

Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?

Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--

Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?

Student: I got I got I got I got...

Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.

Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.

Me: Which other places?

Friend: The Galactic Empire.

Guy: I hate spam.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

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Someone: Son of a gun...

Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!

Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:

Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which the item receives a 58.51% reduction in cost, which is a mighty bargain, also known as a steal.

Joke 2 - Boxing is a sport in which your only goal is to knock your opponent out through a series of punches. The ending or twist of a joke is commonly referred to as the punchline of said joke.

Joke 3 - Check out Kendrick Lamar's DNA song.

Joke 4 - Troops and personnel of the Galactic Empire from Star Wars are commonly referred to as the Imperials.

Joke 5 - Spam musubi, or just spam, is a type of sushi. On the internet, spam is referred to as the repetition of a specific message, especially when emailing, to annoy or advertise a product/website to someone.

Joke 6 - The phrase, "Son of a gun", is a friendlier alternative to the phrase, "Son of a bitch!" Also, when you annoy someone, that means that you pissed them off, which sounds a bit like "pistoled".

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👤︎ u/U2BURR
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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It's not Spam...

I emailed my dad a link to a copycat recipe of KFC's coleslaw, since he frequently tries to replicate it. He's very wary of spam and virus links, so I sent him a text to let him know the email incoming from me was legit, and I got back this gem:

Me: Hey, I just emailed you a link to a copycat recipe for KFC's coleslaw, and I just wanted to give you a heads up that it's not spam.

Dad: No, it's coleslaw.

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👤︎ u/M_K80
📅︎ Feb 01 2014
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There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can.

If you get this email, DO NOT open it.

It is SPAM.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
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