Jpeg Puns

https://images.pexels.com/photos/4210809/pexels-photo-4210809.jpeg

I have less pressing concerns.

This one's an image

https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu

.. He told me the only joke he has to post is a picture of me .__. thanks pap

The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg

and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/31/1427821675682/5e25da37-61d7-44fd-a9a3-b2f5b8b5a791-620x372.jpeg

I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)

http://www.imgur.com/jXq4gF9.jpeg

Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.

Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..

When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.

Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."

The cupcakes, I even took a picture when I realized what they said. Top two had candles in them, they are not inverted boobs

http://i.imgur.com/R6hFHOf.jpeg

Wife: What happened to the "P"?

Me: It had to go.

As a side note, many of my recent dadjokes seem to involve pee.

http://www.imgur.com/6ZROo4D.jpeg