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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AJSaporno
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ErrorErised
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Say cheeese
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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Sticky situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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Ketchup
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stont753
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2020
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I don’t trust the stairs... they’re always up to something.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2019
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It's urgent Tina.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cheesy_Crust
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2019
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Well
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/myKarhu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2020
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Yup, thats what happened....
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/antispiral11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2019
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Got a cheesy potato pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trex-19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2018
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I stopped ironing my clothes.

I have less pressing concerns.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2018
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If your dog poops...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/acadiel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2017
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Oh shit!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2017
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Long-Term Dad Joke Finally Pays Off
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2017
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If only it were that easy for the seal
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2017
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Girlfriend couldn't quite work out why I kept spinning in front of the oven

https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2017
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Showed my dad this subreddit..

.. He told me the only joke he has to post is a picture of me .__. thanks pap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/keenynman343
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2013
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At Mad Max last weekend...

The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg

and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/31/1427821675682/5e25da37-61d7-44fd-a9a3-b2f5b8b5a791-620x372.jpeg

I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/worldspawn00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2015
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Well played Kelloggs, well played.

http://www.imgur.com/jXq4gF9.jpeg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cjwaite
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2014
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I waited hours today in the hopes that this joke would get set up right, and it did!

Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.

Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..

When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.

Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."

The cupcakes, I even took a picture when I realized what they said. Top two had candles in them, they are not inverted boobs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaeBeWeird
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2015
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Got my wife when we were in Chicago last weekend

http://i.imgur.com/R6hFHOf.jpeg

Wife: What happened to the "P"?

Me: It had to go.

As a side note, many of my recent dadjokes seem to involve pee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/terminalmage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2014
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My little secret.

http://www.imgur.com/6ZROo4D.jpeg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weggles
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2014
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