Png Puns

Let that sink in.

A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...

(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )

people don't think it's does, but it doe.

It is does though.

https://preview.redd.it/xaydp6kv31s51.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ef512ec7a376b9708bc3e7ca9cc3f702dae84c

but for some reason she just rolled her eyes when I suggested this one

Bruised Wayne

[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)

Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...

While choosing a frozen vegetable to eat with dinner I handed my oldest a bag of peas to place in the cart. He looked at them reluctantly. I asked if they wanted to pick something different. After neither boy answered me I said, "speak now or forever hold your peas."

Both sons AND a nearby stranger gave eye rolls!

EDIT: I've never been to the front page before. Thanks for all the love fellow dad jokers!

https://www.signaturebreads.com/assets/images/breads/thumbs/24025.png

...would that mean that you'd get a dipole-ma?

I forgot the link.

https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png

[I still maintain this is an appropriate response] (https://www.bikelah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/GreenEggs-13-Caught-Virus.png)

It's because this is my cup of tea.

https://i.imgur.com/fVbATxf.png

because he's always out standing in his field.

http://i.imgur.com/enartAh.png

http://i.imgur.com/LT5FoFE.png

http://i.imgur.com/ZoC1DLL.png

They were not amused. (Link)

http://www.imgur.com/yr1AUu2.png

Baa's Relief

Poor Exemplo

Me: were you having a jamboree earlier?

http://i.imgur.com/1XdScio.png

The Plot Thickens

Because I am timeless.

https://i.imgur.com/Gwzwor8.png

EDIT: Sorry, typo...I meant a bit coin...

I couldn't resist

http://i.imgur.com/4KHew8z.png

...with this 9/10 pun.

Saw this today as I was going through their guided communication. My name is Michael.

http://i.imgur.com/nDuGVN1.png

http://i.imgur.com/CkuvX7V.png

I was riding with my coworker today and we passed by a car with the license plate of "Wanda3". I comment wondering where Wanda1 and 2 are.

My coworker leans over and says: "I wanda"

groan

But the flag is a big plus.

http://imgur.com/TwSo98u.png

It depicted a woman leaving her husband for always telling dad jokes, last frame he said he feels dad inside

http://i.imgur.com/qsFCaW7.png

They're big metal fans.

http://i.imgur.com/MI3uvlZ.png

http://i.imgur.com/QTthp4v.png