If Leonardo da Vinci we’re alive today, the Mona Lisa would have been called β€˜IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetyboi8787
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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UncleJokes.jpg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sashabasha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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You got the time?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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You are the zest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hakaishin1999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Eggcellent

https://i.postimg.cc/xjvCWnwD/20201221-190850.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hakaishin1999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Ok, this is a mom joke...

My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."

A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"

It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.

proof

... Smartass, lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What is a pirate's favorite PokΓ©mon?

Arrrrrrrrrbok

My son made this up and I've never been more proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toobs623
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I made the most expensive Mac & Cheese ever.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why was this post removed?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?

It was called the Sherwood Florist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vapurware
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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So Sorry Dad

My 14yo son draws comics every night on a whiteboard of his bedroom door. This is what I saw this morning...

https://i.redd.it/9v550oujd5a51.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alanstanwyk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My wife told me that my quarantine beard is really growing on her.

What do you know, it's growing on me too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WID_Call_IT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I,was told pictures dont do well on r/dadjokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MixedGender
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Just another overly dramatic post.

https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Grocery delivery just dropped off this huge onion.

Picture of onion

I don't know what to do with it. I am going to cry.

That is so not appealing. I am left fuming. I may go into a vegetative state.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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The re-opening of LEGO stores was a big event in 2020...

People were lined up for blocks.

https://i.imgur.com/Ph9QdvL.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bill_Baldwin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Don't click on any suspicious links
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqeel01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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"This egg carton has a barncode."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokebloke44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Verily I gave unto him a goblet, and forthwith hailed him by the name he hath previously declared to me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterpososo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My dad make a joke when I was playing PokΓ©mon Shield with him

We went past a Garbodor and I told my Dad, β€œHey it’s a Garbodor!” He then says β€œI don’t like it. That PokΓ©mon is trash.”

this is the PokΓ©mon

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I asked my wife if she wanted a little Screwdriver as a nightcap.

The eye roll shook the house, but my kids absolutely loved it.

https://i.imgur.com/1Q4vecg.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foobz
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Not to be a dick...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerBellies
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Her: Be mean to me. [heart eyes emoji] Him: You're average.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houseofbluelight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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A dadjoke w/o the d
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. β€œWe had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

β€œOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Have you heard the one about the elevator?

It works on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bill_Baldwin
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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It's always important to do an operational check of your tools.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buwaro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.

It was called He-Brew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Paradox
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheepherder226
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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This poor creature hit an iceberg ...

https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I got some socks from Google...

of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edrabbit
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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It took a lot of balls to do this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reyomnwahs
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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During these dark times I figure people could use something uplifting.

This might work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Hugh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLAKKO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Def Leopard imgur.com/M4G6rzr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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How many seconds are there in a year?

Google Assistant with the dad joke:

https://i.imgur.com/EUQ7TTF.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jasonrj
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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How do you put an astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

Source of joke is none other than Siri!

https://i.imgur.com/q0n6T7p.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhisum_dhisum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Why the long face?

https://i.redd.it/vcc4co78tkr41.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Garlick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/state44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Endgame Joke

>!At the end of the film, Tony Says "I am Ironman"!<

>!The line should have been "Hi Inevitable, I'm Dad"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Netherish
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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This sub is going downhill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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On it.

https://i.redd.it/kv7ajbmpnaq51.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pasernik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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This is killing me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liveda4th
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