Sign I changed at my work.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/f1/11/e6f111be88dd550ec8e57724db1157db.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/xjvCWnwD/20201221-190850.jpg
My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."
A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"
It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.
... Smartass, lol.
My son made this up and I've never been more proud!
It was called the Sherwood Florist
My 14yo son draws comics every night on a whiteboard of his bedroom door. This is what I saw this morning...
What do you know, it's growing on me too.
https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg
I don't know what to do with it. I am going to cry.
That is so not appealing. I am left fuming. I may go into a vegetative state.
People were lined up for blocks.
...which was "Thirsty".
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/SmirnovVS_KnMihailChern.jpg
We went past a Garbodor and I told my Dad, “Hey it’s a Garbodor!” He then says “I don’t like it. That Pokémon is trash.”
The eye roll shook the house, but my kids absolutely loved it.
https://i.imgur.com/1Q4vecg.jpg
https://i.redd.it/9bk3mog2oe651.jpg
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
It works on so many levels.
It was called He-Brew.
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg
This might work.
Google Assistant with the dad joke:
https://i.imgur.com/EUQ7TTF.jpg
You rocket!
Source of joke is none other than Siri!
https://i.imgur.com/q0n6T7p.jpg
>!At the end of the film, Tony Says "I am Ironman"!<
>!The line should have been "Hi Inevitable, I'm Dad"!<
![Her: Be mean to me. [heart eyes emoji] Him: You're average.](https://i.redd.it/flqsfk21c8d51.jpg){kind=link}
