It was the mac.
It was the monster mac.
the monster mac
was in the graveyard trash.
Called Neverland Ranch.
Apparently the spa he went to had been under investigation for a year and he just happened to go there but was arrested before he could finish. I guess his lawyers will have to...get him off.
But isn’t he wealthy enough to order Chinese takeout??
To get his balls deflated.
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Me: Really dad thats pretty interesting.
Dad: Yeah theyre gonna call it Cheeseus of Nazareth.
and yet according to Kraft Dinner, I’m a 4-person family
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
He said it was too cheesy
Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
Mein Kraft
Because Mojang stole Mein Kraft
A: Mein Kraft
^(/u/a_fan_of_grump points out that if you spell it "meine kraft" then it's grammatically correct German and it means "my power" - quite fitting actually)
Macronian cheese
Provolone
"We should make Kraft dinner." "Who is Kraft and why can't he make his own dinner?"
"Mein Kraft"? Have you guys heard of this one?
Back story: My grandfather works for Kraft Foods (they make mac and cheese). We live about an hour away from a town called Nazareth.
Dad: Grandpa said his company got sold and is moving to Nazareth.
Me: They sold Kraft?
Dad: Yeah, and they even changed the name.
Me: What is it?
Dad: Cheeses in Nazareth
Many laughs ensued
Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
Mein Kraft.
