Iso Puns

A list of puns related to "Iso"

I'm trying to keep fit during iso, so this morning, I ran five times around the block.

I was so tired afterwards that my son had to put it back into the toy box.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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ISO Dad Jokes

My wife is pregnant with our first child. Hit em with some of your best (clean) dad jokes for me to use on people...

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👤︎ u/Thelastbarrelrider
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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So my wife said there's a ton of ISO's on Facebook for girl guide cookies.

I said we should post it at a boosted price because they are mint in box.

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👤︎ u/DarkOdeon
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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No one in Antarctica has COVID-19

Because they're ISO-O-LATED

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👤︎ u/purplepooters
📅︎ May 28 2020
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As a photographer, it's easy to tell when a kid has ADD

They're always out of focus

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👤︎ u/baseballtr7
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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👤︎ u/GoatNoodles1
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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