All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!
They were able to place the casket in the grave after the third attempt.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
Because it's all bark and no byte.
It has become very corrupt.
Hardware, daddy!
The Port side.
Step 2: put it in hand.
Congratulations, you now have a husband.
His life was over in a flash.
He was lowered into the coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.
They’ll lower the coffin into the grave, realize they put it in the wrong way and have to do it again.
but believe you are a Display Port
Perhaps you are a "transport"?
When the coffin was lowered they realized that it was the other way around, so they took it up, turned it and inserted it correctly
But it was all bark and no byte
Then all we will have left is the USB memory.
After I told my uncle he had dropped the USB, he thanked me, picked it up, looked me dead in the eyes, and said, "Sometimes, it feels like I'm losing my memory."
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Dad: "What does USB stand for?" Me: "Universal Serial Bus." Dad then throws the USB stick he was holding up in the air and catches it as it falls. Dad: "Does that mean that I just caught the Bus?"
You'd think it would be a data storage device.
