Help Needed- USB Puns

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_johnarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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Why is a wooden USB stick worthless?

Because it's all bark and no byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameOnTheWay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.

It has become very corrupt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What did my PC say when I inserted an USB into it?

Hardware, daddy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianAntiVaxxer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?

The Port side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Step 1: Get a USB

Step 2: put it in hand.

Congratulations, you now have a husband.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What is a spanish person favorite USB?

USB si

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panda_0900
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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The creator of the USB drive died yesterday.

He was lowered into the coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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When the person who invented the USB drive dies...

They’ll lower the coffin into the grave, realize they put it in the wrong way and have to do it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCCXXVIII
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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It's a USB: A Universal CEREAL Bus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObamaCare2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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If you are stuck in USB port

but believe you are a Display Port

Perhaps you are a "transport"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neospygil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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The guy who invented the USB died the other day.

When the coffin was lowered they realized that it was the other way around, so they took it up, turned it and inserted it correctly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riobob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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So, if the USA is so great, why did they make a USB?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ian_in_real_life
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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I tried to plug a USB into a tree

But it was all bark and no byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wombat_Terrorists
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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In the future, when we've moved on to other technologies and protocols, USB will no longer be used.

Then all we will have left is the USB memory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exinferris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Security officer: If you find a USB outside, don't bring it into the office reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xTheAddy
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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What do you call a security breach involving a USB stick? twitter.com/SwiftOnSecuri…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theoriginalwookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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My uncle dropped his USB key without noticing.

After I told my uncle he had dropped the USB, he thanked me, picked it up, looked me dead in the eyes, and said, "Sometimes, it feels like I'm losing my memory."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2015
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My dad's take on USB flash drives

Dad: "What does USB stand for?" Me: "Universal Serial Bus." Dad then throws the USB stick he was holding up in the air and catches it as it falls. Dad: "Does that mean that I just caught the Bus?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halbrd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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It's funny my old 20 megabyte USB stick is called a "mass storage device".

You'd think it would be a data storage device.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toastradamus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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