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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErrorErised
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Say cheeese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Sticky situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Ketchup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I don’t trust the stairs... they’re always up to something.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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It's urgent Tina.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesy_Crust
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myKarhu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Yup, thats what happened....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/antispiral11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Got a cheesy potato pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Face plant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trex-19
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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I stopped ironing my clothes.

I have less pressing concerns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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If your dog poops...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acadiel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Oh shit!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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Long-Term Dad Joke Finally Pays Off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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If only it were that easy for the seal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Girlfriend couldn't quite work out why I kept spinning in front of the oven

https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Showed my dad this subreddit..

.. He told me the only joke he has to post is a picture of me .__. thanks pap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keenynman343
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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At Mad Max last weekend...

The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg

and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/31/1427821675682/5e25da37-61d7-44fd-a9a3-b2f5b8b5a791-620x372.jpeg

I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldspawn00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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Well played Kelloggs, well played.

http://www.imgur.com/jXq4gF9.jpeg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjwaite
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2014
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I waited hours today in the hopes that this joke would get set up right, and it did!

Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.

Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..

When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.

Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."

The cupcakes, I even took a picture when I realized what they said. Top two had candles in them, they are not inverted boobs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaeBeWeird
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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Got my wife when we were in Chicago last weekend

http://i.imgur.com/R6hFHOf.jpeg

Wife: What happened to the "P"?

Me: It had to go.

As a side note, many of my recent dadjokes seem to involve pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terminalmage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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My little secret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weggles
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2014
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