44 Hilarious PNG Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The Irony Of It

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👤︎ u/Ford456fgfd

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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My wife said she wanted a dining table ...

but for some reason she just rolled her eyes when I suggested this one

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👤︎ u/P1h3r1e3d13

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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At least he gets a good view of the sky...

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👤︎ u/Fab-_-

📅︎ Oct 12 2019

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What do you call Batman when he is injured?

Bruised Wayne

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👤︎ u/aafterthewar

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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This sub doesn't have enough content

https://www.signaturebreads.com/assets/images/breads/thumbs/24025.png

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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Hey, what would you do if I caught the virus?

[I still maintain this is an appropriate response] (https://www.bikelah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/GreenEggs-13-Caught-Virus.png)

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👤︎ u/SamwiseSHJ

📅︎ Mar 21 2020

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At last I found some concrete IT support

https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png

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👤︎ u/Seppoteurastaja

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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My Dad is currently riding his bicycle across America to raise awareness for Colon Cancer...

[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)

Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...

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👤︎ u/travellingby

📅︎ Oct 26 2017

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If you go to college to learn how to make antennas...

...would that mean that you'd get a dipole-ma?

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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The military just came to my house. Guess what I did

https://i.imgur.com/fVbATxf.png

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👤︎ u/good_namesAre_taken

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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I got both of my sons at the grocery store recently

While choosing a frozen vegetable to eat with dinner I handed my oldest a bag of peas to place in the cart. He looked at them reluctantly. I asked if they wanted to pick something different. After neither boy answered me I said, "speak now or forever hold your peas."

Both sons AND a nearby stranger gave eye rolls!

EDIT: I've never been to the front page before. Thanks for all the love fellow dad jokers!

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👤︎ u/Pigman2728

📅︎ Mar 22 2015

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I couldn't remember how to spell lee weigh.

Google got me.

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👤︎ u/rogzubra

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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I wrote a great pun on r/Jokes about The Legend of Zelda

I forgot the link.

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👤︎ u/InfiniteBro

📅︎ Jun 02 2018

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This sub in a nutshell

https://i.redd.it/yombp5uniha11.jpg

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👤︎ u/Something_Syck

📅︎ Jul 17 2018

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What's a sheep's favorite art style?

Baa's Relief

Poor Exemplo

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👤︎ u/ElvisDumbledore

📅︎ Nov 30 2019

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My Uncle is one of the best farmers in the world

because he's always out standing in his field.

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👤︎ u/RayZinnet

📅︎ Aug 29 2018

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Anyone want a bitcoin?

https://i.imgur.com/Gwzwor8.png

EDIT: Sorry, typo...I meant a bit coin...

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👤︎ u/misterchief117

📅︎ Aug 06 2019

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[from a chat] friend: really random side note: my sleeve smells like jam and idk why

Me: were you having a jamboree earlier?

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👤︎ u/reeper147

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.

It's because this is my cup of tea.

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👤︎ u/aspacecodyssey

📅︎ Jan 30 2015

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The don’t wear a watch

Because I am timeless.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum

📅︎ Feb 22 2019

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Dad's daughter was hiding

http://i.imgur.com/enartAh.png

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👤︎ u/GiveMeBackMySon

📅︎ Jul 29 2016

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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...

The Plot Thickens

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👤︎ u/The--Fonz

📅︎ Aug 16 2018

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I don't know the best part about Switzerland.

But the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/Hysterical_Realist

📅︎ Aug 21 2019

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My Yik Yak feed delivers

http://i.imgur.com/LT5FoFE.png

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👤︎ u/danididdle23

📅︎ May 10 2015

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My college-aged son tried to get a reaction out of me. He got a dadjoke instead.

http://i.imgur.com/ZoC1DLL.png

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👤︎ u/Crash_86

📅︎ Nov 03 2014

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My stepdaughter needed the WiFi password for her friend. I didn't hear back after I replied.

http://www.imgur.com/yr1AUu2.png

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👤︎ u/towehaal

📅︎ Jan 01 2015

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So I tried dad-joking /r/politics...

They were not amused. (Link)

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👤︎ u/ragnarocka

📅︎ Oct 06 2014

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Cheesy puns

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👤︎ u/beherns

📅︎ Aug 26 2014

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Anyone have that “I feel dad inside” comic?

It depicted a woman leaving her husband for always telling dad jokes, last frame he said he feels dad inside

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👤︎ u/ferdinandsChinaShop

📅︎ Sep 26 2018

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I used to do these a lot when I was younger? Do you guys know any more so I can share with my kids?

http://i.imgur.com/1XdScio.png

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👤︎ u/Deathlui

📅︎ Jan 28 2014

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My dad saw the Google car...

I couldn't resist

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👤︎ u/The_Burninator

📅︎ Nov 19 2015

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I forgot to mention to my dad that my friend Nick had picked me up from the house...

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👤︎ u/JakeIsOnReddit

📅︎ Jul 04 2016

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Muscleman Mussulman

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👤︎ u/supplementwithrage

📅︎ Sep 20 2014

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I wrote an article on punk music and my dad commented...

...with this 9/10 pun.

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👤︎ u/WattersonBill

📅︎ Nov 20 2015

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Got smacked by this one today

I was riding with my coworker today and we passed by a car with the license plate of "Wanda3". I comment wondering where Wanda1 and 2 are.

My coworker leans over and says: "I wanda"

groan

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👤︎ u/Muffinsborn

📅︎ Jun 23 2017

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Dadjoke on eHarmony

Saw this today as I was going through their guided communication. My name is Michael.

http://i.imgur.com/nDuGVN1.png

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👤︎ u/cybaritic

📅︎ Nov 09 2014

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[X-post from r/unexpected] Bike for sale

http://i.imgur.com/qsFCaW7.png

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👤︎ u/John-Farson

📅︎ Jun 12 2017

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What is a wind turbines favorite music?

They're big metal fans.

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👤︎ u/windowlicker1234

📅︎ Dec 10 2016

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I thought you wanted a Dad joke (x-post /r/OkCupid)

http://i.imgur.com/CkuvX7V.png

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👤︎ u/nolanizer

📅︎ Aug 02 2014

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Did you know?

https://i.imgur.com/QJ00WSA.png

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👤︎ u/someauthor

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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i found this browsing around

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👤︎ u/ffngg

📅︎ Jan 04 2015

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Got my kids with this yesterday.

http://i.imgur.com/MI3uvlZ.png

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👤︎ u/SoNotCool

📅︎ Jan 09 2017

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Ok, here's the thing...

http://i.imgur.com/8vS7BAR.png

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👤︎ u/philbertagain

📅︎ Oct 31 2017

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Snapchat for today

http://i.imgur.com/QTthp4v.png

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👤︎ u/6elephants

📅︎ Mar 19 2014

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