Jazz icon Dave Brubeck's deli order?

Blue Rondo Γ  la Turkey on Rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
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Why is a snowperson becoming an icon of the LBGTQ+ community?

Because a snow person is fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small

It took us a while to work out a proper resolution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faisalz8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What did the new Reddit icon say to the old Reddit icon?

Orange you glad I’m back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oarasaiah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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r/Wellthatsucks icon
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I need help creating new voting icons for this sub

Can anyone here draw me an Updog and a Downdog?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbobmanguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?

Net n Yahoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megamouth2
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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I finally understand the pun in our subreddit icon!

It's a Red "it"!

haha oh my.....Just took me 4 years to get it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuques
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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Sad news today. Music icon and legend Willie Nelson has died in a tragic accident.

He was playing on the road again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegativePrimitive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Dad joke on religious icons.

"Who led the Jews through a semi-permeable membrane?"

"Os-moses"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoba333
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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When Canadian cultural icons like Justin Bieber and Drake rap about money....

are the songs called Loonie Tunes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksizzle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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The most iconic photo on this sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlelordgenius
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Well no, but yes.
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Lipton probably saw many different pitchers of its brewed beverages before settling for the one on its iconic package...

They auditioned many before choosing the best model tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.

Come to think of IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ankit_dey
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What’s the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?

One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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The Apple Store was just robbed...

The thieves were easily idefinied from all of the iWitness accounts

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I wHannah meet him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Everyone remembers the iconic line from the lesser known Tragedy of Julius Sneezer:

"Achoo, Brute?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RampantSavagery
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Buhdum tiss imgur.com/o0FWnbr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quinns21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Name a more *iconic* duo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TorgoAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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If the female lead of Good Will Hunting hired a little person to chauffeur her in an iconic British car

He’d be Minnie Driver’s mini Mini Driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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My wife told me that my quarantine beard is really growing on her.

What do you know, it's growing on me too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WID_Call_IT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I’ve been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I’m getting really annoyed

It keeps asking me, β€˜Where do you want to go?'

So I click on the icon that says β€˜Home’ and then it makes me start all over again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolcalmjeff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Wanna see an Avengers Endgame spoiler?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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We have a new design! What do you guys think about it?

Hey, since we (the new mods) joined the sub 1,5 months ago we've made some changes, mostly with the rules and some backend stuff. Now I also updated the icon (slightly) and the banner (on redesign and mobile), too.

What do you guys think about it?

Do you like it? ( Yes/No ). What could be improved about it?

Also, are you happy with how we're moderating the subreddit? Are we too strict with the rules or toulouse too loose? Do the rules even make sense?

We want to improve this subreddit and we need your feedback for that, so feel free to speak your mind!

You can either simply leave a comment down here in the thread or send us a message.

Looking forward to your feedback and have a nice day! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yayoletsgo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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"Dad. Are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes, we arson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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The prime pun

What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...

Now that’s some prime real estate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awsomeguy222
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What does Jesus and a floppy disk have in common?

They both died to become the icon of saving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar

And doesn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fearlessassassin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I think this belongs here

In a rental car full of people, the satellite radio has a cute doggo as an icon and one of my party asked what it was and I said it controls the sub woofers... Nobody laughed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geralt-of-Labia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I always keep a shortcut of Nelson Mandela's photo on my desktop.

He's my favourite icon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on β€œMy Computer”. Lady : I can’t see your computer.. Help-desk : No .. Click on β€œMy Computer” on your computer. Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !! Help-desk : There is an icon labelled β€œMy Computer” on your computer .. double click on it. Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teachdis
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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What is The Matrix...?

When I was about 15, I asked my parents if I could see "The Matrix." At that time, if I asked to see an R-rated movie, the rule was we waited till it came to video (yes, at the time it was videotapes) and my parents would watch it first without me to decide if they were comfortable with me watching it.

They watched it, and the next day, my dad asked me what I thought The Matrix was- I said it was some kind of group of cops or something that could do cool aerial fighting moves.

He said, "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... You have to see it for yourself."

For those who are unfamiliar, this is exactly the line used by one of the main characters when he introduces the concept of The Matrix.

No one? Just me? I thought it was funny. Oh well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjk35
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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Hey anyone know how many tears were shed tonight?

Like a brazilllion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotoriousHaze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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A customer dadjoked me ad the restaurant.

Me (Waiter): Excuse me, have you finished?

Him: Actually, I'm Danish! ...!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheik92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2015
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Teaching dad how to move apps around the iPhone.

I said "Put your finger on the icon thing and hold it there until it wiggles.... Is it wiggling?"

Dad - "The little icon is but not my finger."

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Let's get some dad flair

I'm proud to be a dad, and to be a dad jokester. Let's let the dads be identified as such. Maybe someone can make a socks-with-sandals icon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petdance
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