I just want them off my hands.
Whoops. Now don’t be sad, ‘cause two out of three ain’t bad.
Chew b-baka!!
"Achoo, Brute?"
They auditioned many before choosing the best model tea.
Come to think of IT.
He’d be Minnie Driver’s mini Mini Driver.
So sometimes I’d ask my dad if I was adopted he’d always reply “ya,they’re coming to pick you up at 3!”
Today he finally turned himself into the police.
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers
Lincoln Bio! Check out my Instagram!
Argentina Turner!!
Blue Rondo à la Turkey on Rye.
It's called Eggs, Marx, The Scot
Because a snow person is fluid
The irony giant
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I still hate it. It’s the same as it ever was.
Starting with the Book of Mega Drive
Supplies!
(For reference, the show's most iconic line is "I burn for you".)
It all started last night when I proposed we make butter. She thought that would be time-consuming, but I said I'd do it because "I churn for you."
She later retaliated by saying she was going to Switzerland because "I Bern for you".
I fired back that evening by rotating my body in bed. "I turn for you."
Just now she said we should take a pottery class. Then she laid it on me with "I urn for you".
But I was ready. "That sounds expensive, but don't worry - I earn for you."
So yeah countless villages have been ravaged and cities destroyed in our conquest. I'll keep you updated.
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
Can anyone here draw me an Updog and a Downdog?
Orange you glad I’m back?
It had a so"fish"ticated flavor. Cod almighty, this is a terrible joke.
I'm sorry
It's a Red "it"!
haha oh my.....Just took me 4 years to get it!
Net n Yahoo.
"Who led the Jews through a semi-permeable membrane?"
"Os-moses"
He was playing on the road again.
are the songs called Loonie Tunes?
One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
I was chatting with my dad and today is one of the coldest days in the year where we stay. Whilst having this chat, he just looks at me points at his phone and says excitedly
"it's so cold the screen has frozen!"
It wasn't just the screen, he took a screenshot and tried to press on icons to open them I saw it was an image but it was still quite funny.
