My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
……..
Or just a low ha? Don’t downvote me 🥺👉👈
I like this joke just like my spam emails.
I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
If I made a bot that spams every person who claims to be a member of the Pun Police with puns...
it would be a fully automatic machine pun.
Every call from Hawaii should be considered a Spam Risk.
I went to dinner with a couple of Vikings and they kept tapping on the table and laughing. I finally asked what was so funny and they said:
“You wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”
Nein du verdammter Nebel!
From which animal does Hormel make SPAM?
If you receive an email about tinned meat, don’t open it.
People who spam gas grenades in shooters are extremely toxic.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
If you see an email with ground pork and processed ham in the subject line, don’t open it...
Pork factories keep calling me and I keep hanging up on them.
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
I just opened a package from my dad which contained canned ham.
He told me it was his first attempt at spam mail.
Sorry for the spam.
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If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!
I got an add for canned meet i didn’t like it so I reported it for spam
WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.
Another Spam call??
I swear, you eat one can of Spam and you get spammed for life.
I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...
Apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins...
I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.
I hate eating spam
The paper tastes of printed fish.
If spam phone calls aren't bad enough try spam voicmails, its basically leftover spam.
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...
I received a spam call the other day...
Ordered Spam online. Oddly, the shipping details email showed up in my regular inbox.
My boyfriend says that Spam is a very delicious meat...
...but I think it's just offal!
If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...
If you get an email about spiced meat, don't open it.
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
I got a mail saying that I won a million dollars because I could read Maps backwards
I thought to myself, "That's just Spam".
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought
Sorry poor the spam.
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it!
If anybody gets a message from me about canned meat
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