Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
“That’s just spam.”
It's Spam.
It's Spam.
It’s spam
It's a Spam.
https://preview.redd.it/twxbn4iuevr21.jpg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01382b6688f3c4f894a58a58a641221158c22c3f
I swear, you eat one can of Spam and you get spammed for life.
And import.
Apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins...
The paper tastes of printed fish.
it was phone-y.
It’s Spam
...it's letting all sorts of cooked meats through.
...but I think it's just offal!
It’s spam
It might be SPAM.
Cold shoulder.
http://imgur.com/a/7KGvb
Thanks dad.
Okay, so this is my first post, so be gentle there. It s more a funny thing my dad did to mess with us than a dad joke. Our parents explained it to us , so i don t have the dialogues here. When we were little, my brother and I of course asked my parents how do we make babies, because we wanted a little bro or sis and they did not wanted us to get one. So we asked them how babies are made. They explained to us that you need 3 things ; a mother's belly , dad's seeds and a little bit of love. That was cute, they said that daddy had to put his seeds in mummy 's belly with the love. When we asked how, they told us to guess -this is why we thought babies were made by the bellybutton, they did really had fun with us- and then, finally, we asked them why they would not make us a little brother then. My father, had this brilliant idea to mess with us, which we sometimes did not notice, as we were little. He basically told us with a huge smile accros his face :" You know what ? If you find the good seeds, we'll make you one". My mother laughed but we took it seriously. We have apparently searched for hours even going in the basement, searching in mom's gardening seeds, ripping of the labels and bringing them to the parents to ask if these were the good ones . We eventually got fed up, and never asked my parents to have a sibling again.
He was part of the counter culture.
I emailed my dad a link to a copycat recipe of KFC's coleslaw, since he frequently tries to replicate it. He's very wary of spam and virus links, so I sent him a text to let him know the email incoming from me was legit, and I got back this gem:
Me: Hey, I just emailed you a link to a copycat recipe for KFC's coleslaw, and I just wanted to give you a heads up that it's not spam.
Dad: No, it's coleslaw.
It's spam.
It’s spam
"That's just spam!"
don't open it it's spam
https://preview.redd.it/webi8wg8ze131.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=946f562c21e35dd7eb0507d9bf51ff4bcfd456a2
It's spam!
... offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can. If you get this email, don't open it. It's spam.
It's spam
“That’s just spam.”
Its Spam.
“That’s just spam.”
