Shoutout to these users, amazing puns
πŸ‘οΈŽ 63
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Keon_Stok_7426
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2021
🚨︎ report
What did the Reddit user say after setting a bomb in a bank?

Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 210
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sett_Main
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call an old-school linux user who also likes to go to clothing optional beaches?

A gnudist!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 17
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
🚨︎ report
What's the similarity between an android user and a doctor ?

Both hate Apple

πŸ‘οΈŽ 7
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdFit5807
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
🚨︎ report
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

πŸ‘οΈŽ 13
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
🚨︎ report
I met an online user with the username Caprigirl

If you asked me, she should have made her username Capridaughter.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
🚨︎ report
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this

πŸ‘οΈŽ 13k
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ustydud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/note_than62
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
🚨︎ report
Spoonerism users...

...are teople poo.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 4
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vbloke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
🚨︎ report
Where does the drug user hide his drugs?

He stores them in the Addict.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 16
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChadHahn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
🚨︎ report
What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?

SUMPRODUCT()

πŸ‘οΈŽ 68
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
🚨︎ report
Being a wheelchair user must be wheelie hard to move on especially when someone walks out on you
πŸ‘οΈŽ 59
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imperfectshane
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
🚨︎ report
Sorry in advance, dark mode users!
πŸ‘οΈŽ 45
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2020
🚨︎ report
The puns are strong with this user
πŸ‘οΈŽ 14
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/agarcia128
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2020
🚨︎ report
Congratulations to user Mrspeedemon!

Let Mr. PeeDemon know he's a lucky man.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fartingpinetree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
🚨︎ report
User now must wear a Gold Snoo on their Jacket imgur.com/j2106Z8
πŸ‘οΈŽ 8
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LiquidRitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Give my friend a creative reddit user name

I’m sure this community can do it. We will give you credit if this somehow leads to fame

πŸ‘οΈŽ 4
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drmuffin1080
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?

Kenya here me now?

πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jspittman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dark side Force user who can't fight?

A Sithy

πŸ‘οΈŽ 9
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-have-eaten-ass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2020
🚨︎ report
Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/obaidraf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
🚨︎ report
Why are iphone users healthier?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2020
🚨︎ report
I'm gonna start a streaming service where users can listen to different toilet sounds and bowel movements...

...I'll call it "Pottyfy".

πŸ‘οΈŽ 12
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/synoptikal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2019
🚨︎ report
A pokemon go user walks into a bar

Then a sign, then a person

πŸ‘οΈŽ 134
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gingo-ninjo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2018
🚨︎ report
Why are Italians better than non-deaf ASL users?

They talked with their hands before it was cool

πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whoaswows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2019
🚨︎ report
Syncing user data
πŸ‘οΈŽ 4
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jerbinstien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 3
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you keep a Reddit user busy?
πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2019
🚨︎ report
User name checks out.
πŸ‘οΈŽ 12
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NemotheChibi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2018
🚨︎ report
What do reddit users eat during halloween

Karmamel apples

πŸ‘οΈŽ 10
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LiterallyCelery
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2018
🚨︎ report
Why was Moses the first computer user?

He used the command "Control Sea"

πŸ‘οΈŽ 118
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kubrick_Fan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2015
🚨︎ report
iPhone user plays "Splinter Cell"
πŸ‘οΈŽ 10
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uncman11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2018
🚨︎ report
I heard that 3.14% of internet users are

Ο€-rates

πŸ‘οΈŽ 25
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2018
🚨︎ report
That was really cold-blooded of Mark Zuckerberg to give out user data.

Time to get rid of lizard on our walls.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 2
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordOfTheDarkSide
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2018
🚨︎ report
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on β€œMy Computer”. Lady : I can’t see your computer.. Help-desk : No .. Click on β€œMy Computer” on your computer. Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !! Help-desk : There is an icon labelled β€œMy Computer” on your computer .. double click on it. Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Teachdis
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2018
🚨︎ report
What game do amphetamine users love to play?

Need for speed.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 55
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Youve_got_aids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2016
🚨︎ report
A Reddit user bans all Czechs from his party

Username checks out

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/extremefriction
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2018
🚨︎ report
I'm sick and tired of people referring to meth users as tweakers.

The politically correct term is Methican Americans.

Sorry if it's been posted before, my dad actually told me this one a few nights ago and I had to post it.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 15
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FReakily
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2017
🚨︎ report
As a reddit user of two years, I would like to share a couple of my favourites with you...
πŸ‘οΈŽ 7
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/26326312
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2017
🚨︎ report
Dadjoked a user at work today...

We were exchanging greetings.

Me: "Hey, how's it going?"

Him: "Oh, you know, same ol' thing. Another day, another dollar."

Me: "Well, you should probably ask for a raise..."

There was a moment of silence before he realized what had happened.

I was much too amused with myself.

πŸ‘οΈŽ 110
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cloneofcloneofme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2015
🚨︎ report
What blood type does a clumsy keyboard user have?

Type-O

πŸ‘οΈŽ 6
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chicken_cordon_bleu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2017
🚨︎ report
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

πŸ‘οΈŽ 185
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Altus-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
🚨︎ report
What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold

πŸ‘οΈŽ 5
πŸ’¬οΈŽ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kou_hou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.