What's the similarity between an android user and a doctor ?
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I met an online user with the username Caprigirl
If you asked me, she should have made her username Capridaughter.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Spoonerism users...
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Where does the drug user hide his drugs?
He stores them in the Addict.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?
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︎ May 21 2020
Being a wheelchair user must be wheelie hard to move on especially when someone walks out on you
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︎ May 07 2020
Congratulations to user Mrspeedemon!
Let Mr. PeeDemon know he's a lucky man.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Sorry in advance, dark mode users!
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︎ Jan 27 2020
The puns are strong with this user
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︎ Feb 10 2020
What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
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︎ May 02 2019
What do you call a dark side Force user who can't fight?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Give my friend a creative reddit user name
Iβm sure this community can do it. We will give you credit if this somehow leads to fame
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Why are iphone users healthier?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebookβs messenger is probably the worst.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I'm gonna start a streaming service where users can listen to different toilet sounds and bowel movements...
...I'll call it "Pottyfy".
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Fear not glasses users...
Next year, everyone will be seeing 20-20.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
A pokemon go user walks into a bar
Then a sign, then a person
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Why are Italians better than non-deaf ASL users?
They talked with their hands before it was cool
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Syncing user data
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︎ Apr 08 2019
How do you keep a Reddit user busy?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
User name checks out.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
What do reddit users eat during halloween
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︎ Feb 24 2018
Why was Moses the first computer user?
He used the command "Control Sea"
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︎ Oct 26 2015
I heard that 3.14% of internet users are
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︎ Apr 04 2018
iPhone user plays "Splinter Cell"
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︎ Apr 01 2018
That was really cold-blooded of Mark Zuckerberg to give out user data.
Time to get rid of lizard on our walls.
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︎ Apr 12 2018
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user β¦
Help-desk : double click on βMy Computerβ.
Lady : I canβt see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on βMy Computerβ on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled βMy Computerβ on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
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︎ May 03 2018
What game do amphetamine users love to play?
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︎ Feb 07 2016
A Reddit user bans all Czechs from his party
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︎ Jun 09 2018
I'm sick and tired of people referring to meth users as tweakers.
The politically correct term is Methican Americans.
Sorry if it's been posted before, my dad actually told me this one a few nights ago and I had to post it.
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︎ Oct 10 2017
As a reddit user of two years, I would like to share a couple of my favourites with you...
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︎ Aug 02 2017
Dadjoked a user at work today...
We were exchanging greetings.
Me: "Hey, how's it going?"
Him: "Oh, you know, same ol' thing. Another day, another dollar."
Me: "Well, you should probably ask for a raise..."
There was a moment of silence before he realized what had happened.
I was much too amused with myself.
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What blood type does a clumsy keyboard user have?
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︎ Mar 15 2017
As an Android user, I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it only has a single-core processor
Pic of my new device here - http://i.imgur.com/UwQ8ZUE.jpg
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I'm in IT Support. A user dad joked me this morning. . .
Me: i have a ticket for you
User: i guess i gotta sign up for defensive driving
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︎ Aug 26 2015
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold
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