Clever Username Puns

A list of puns related to "Clever Username"

Me: "Why was Cinderella so bad at soc-" Daughter: "I know this already, she ran away from the ball."

Me: "No silly, it's because her coach was a pumpkin."

Always have a back-up joke ready to outflank your kids.

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👤︎ u/myverypunnydad
📅︎ Mar 09 2023
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What’s the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a busty crustacean, the other’s a crusty bus station.

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👤︎ u/ThePickleArmada
📅︎ Jun 07 2022
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I got drunk last night and swallowed some scrabble tiles

Next trip to the toilet could spell disaster..

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👤︎ u/Loud_Charity
📅︎ Jan 25 2022
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