Why don't they send alcoholics to jail for substance abuse?

Too many bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Winged
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Heroine

I walked into a substance abuse clinic for my second meeting yesterday. The doctor knew I had a severe crush on women super heros...today he told me the news.

"Sir I'm afraid it's dire, you need to be checked in immediately for your heroine addiction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flameman1995
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I must have 10 New Order records but I only ever seem to play one of them.

I have a serious Substance abuse problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_Badman_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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