I like this joke just like my spam emails.

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If I made a bot that spams every person who claims to be a member of the Pun Police with puns...

it would be a fully automatic machine pun.

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📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Every call from Hawaii should be considered a Spam Risk.
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👤︎ u/Stevealot
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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From which animal does Hormel make SPAM?

Spigs

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📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Alright. I know spam is not allowed. But this will be the last time I post this here. v.redd.it/a1sp6in02oc31
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📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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People who spam gas grenades in shooters are extremely toxic.
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📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Sorry for the spam.

https://preview.redd.it/twxbn4iuevr21.jpg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01382b6688f3c4f894a58a58a641221158c22c3f

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📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Check your spam folder
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📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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I got an add for canned meet i didn’t like it so I reported it for spam
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📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Another Spam call??

I swear, you eat one can of Spam and you get spammed for life.

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👤︎ u/TippTop
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Spam
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📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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I hate eating spam

The paper tastes of printed fish.

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📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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If spam phone calls aren't bad enough try spam voicmails, its basically leftover spam.
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👤︎ u/Dmonney
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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Spam "Junk Mail" Musubi
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📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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I received a spam call the other day...

it was phone-y.

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📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Ordered Spam online. Oddly, the shipping details email showed up in my regular inbox.
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📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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The spam filter on my emails is bust...

...it's letting all sorts of cooked meats through.

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👤︎ u/Drondol
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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My boyfriend says that Spam is a very delicious meat...

...but I think it's just offal!

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📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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He HAD to take advantage of all of the Facebook spam in the news today...

http://imgur.com/a/7KGvb

Thanks dad.

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👤︎ u/gbdallin
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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It's not Spam...

I emailed my dad a link to a copycat recipe of KFC's coleslaw, since he frequently tries to replicate it. He's very wary of spam and virus links, so I sent him a text to let him know the email incoming from me was legit, and I got back this gem:

Me: Hey, I just emailed you a link to a copycat recipe for KFC's coleslaw, and I just wanted to give you a heads up that it's not spam.

Dad: No, it's coleslaw.

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👤︎ u/M_K80
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[rule changes and minor update on spam filter]

First and foremost, I've decided to add a rule 7. Please, for the love of God, have the slightest bit of creativity and do not put the punchline of the joke in the title. The reasoning being as follows.

Most importantly, putting the punchline in the title ruins the joke, unless it is a one liner!
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Secondarily, this is a puns subreddit dedicated to wordplay, if you lack the creativity to restate something in a humorous way rather than regurgitating the punchline as the header, perhaps this isn't the subreddit for you...


#Secondarily,


I've made a few minor spam filter tweaks. Your post will be caught in the spam filter if:

  1. Your account has less than +3 combined comment and link karma.
  2. Your account is less than 7 days old.

What will happen if your post is filtered is it will automatically go into the spam queue, and I'll try to have it unfiltered in the span of a couple of minutes/hours, but sometimes I do sleep so sadly it may take longer.

My post isn't appearing! How do I fix it?

If your post is not appearing and it has not violated any of the rules, feel free to drop us a mod message and I'll get a mobile notification within 30 minutes or so of the post removal, putting it on the fast track to being restored.

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👤︎ u/KetoSaiba
📅︎ May 01 2016
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Sorry poor the spam.

https://preview.redd.it/webi8wg8ze131.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=946f562c21e35dd7eb0507d9bf51ff4bcfd456a2

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