Rubbish Puns

A list of puns related to "Rubbish"

These push up bras are rubbish

I’ve just put one on and can only manage 7

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👤︎ u/TheGinuineOne
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I went to an "all-you-can-eat" buffet, but it was rubbish.

There was plenty of stuff that I can eat which wasn't there.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Rubbish bags are useless, I find.

I always put them in the bin straight after I buy them

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I got a rubbish bin from Ikea...

It wasn’t very good.

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👤︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Did you hear about the rubbish magician?

He couldn’t pull a rabbit out a hat but he could pull a hare out his arse

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👤︎ u/thestrongestjew
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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If you drop 1000ml of rubbish on the pavement you're litreing
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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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This bin's rubbish v.redd.it/o5v0nkh3viy11
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👤︎ u/fm369
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish

It was Litter Ali, a work of art.

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Two TV aerials got married. The ceremony was rubbish but...

... the reception was great.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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My girlfriend got me a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday.

It’s rubbish.

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👤︎ u/feedmesteak
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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Son: I need a new rubbish bin, mine is broken

Dad: Is it because your's is a trash bin?

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👤︎ u/pakkabro
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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Have you heard about the rubbish contortionist who had no money?

He couldn't make ends meet

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👤︎ u/26Jona26
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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I always thought Warhol's soup cans were rubbish.

my dad: "Well I always assumed they were recyclable." dadjoked.

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👤︎ u/MacaroniSnow
📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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