Rubbish Puns

A list of puns related to "Rubbish"

As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants “Why do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good ol’ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!” He was surprisingly vocal...

For a closet racist.

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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These push up bras are rubbish

I’ve just put one on and can only manage 7

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👤︎ u/TheGinuineOne
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I went to an "all-you-can-eat" buffet, but it was rubbish.

There was plenty of stuff that I can eat which wasn't there.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Rubbish bags are useless, I find.

I always put them in the bin straight after I buy them

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I got a rubbish bin from Ikea...

It wasn’t very good.

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👤︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Did you hear about the rubbish magician?

He couldn’t pull a rabbit out a hat but he could pull a hare out his arse

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👤︎ u/thestrongestjew
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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If you drop 1000ml of rubbish on the pavement you're litreing
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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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This bin's rubbish v.redd.it/o5v0nkh3viy11
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👤︎ u/fm369
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish

It was Litter Ali, a work of art.

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Two TV aerials got married. The ceremony was rubbish but...

... the reception was great.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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My girlfriend got me a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday.

It’s rubbish.

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👤︎ u/feedmesteak
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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Son: I need a new rubbish bin, mine is broken

Dad: Is it because your's is a trash bin?

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👤︎ u/pakkabro
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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Have you heard about the rubbish contortionist who had no money?

He couldn't make ends meet

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👤︎ u/26Jona26
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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I always thought Warhol's soup cans were rubbish.

my dad: "Well I always assumed they were recyclable." dadjoked.

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👤︎ u/MacaroniSnow
📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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