Dad joked by geology teacher...

Teacher: tomorrow we will be learning about waste management, it's going to be a rubbish lesson.

I'm still groning.

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📅︎ Mar 25 2015
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Got my girlfriend on an early drive this morning.

My girlfriend was driving us to into town early this morning for work, it was dark and we all had lights on. A waste disposal truck coming the other way narrowly misses us as it overtakes a cyclist on a blind corner. My girlfriend gets angry because of their stupidity, I wait a split second and say:

"I guess they're just a rubbish lorry driver"

It didn't defuse the situation...

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📅︎ Oct 07 2014
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