A list of puns related to "Waste Rubbish"
Teacher: tomorrow we will be learning about waste management, it's going to be a rubbish lesson.
I'm still groning.
My girlfriend was driving us to into town early this morning for work, it was dark and we all had lights on. A waste disposal truck coming the other way narrowly misses us as it overtakes a cyclist on a blind corner. My girlfriend gets angry because of their stupidity, I wait a split second and say:
"I guess they're just a rubbish lorry driver"
It didn't defuse the situation...
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