He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”
I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil
My wife dropped this one:
One worm said to his buddy "Hey, all that food that was in here last night is decomposed." the other says "Aw man, that's rotten."
...and that's my Bucket List.
They had to do a compost-mortem.
(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)
I've been throwing out some popcorn and sometimes bread crumbs instead of composting it. They like it. And I like them. They'll CAW at me sometimes when I get in the car.
I've heard that Crows....when they like you...they'll leave little gifts for you on your door step. Shining things, like bits of foil, bottle caps, buttons...etc.
And while it's not explicitly stated...they do expect something in return.
It's Quid Pro Crow.
He was telling us that his compost wheelie bin went missing last night, and then suddenly appeared again in the morning but he has no idea where its been.
Then he said 'it probably can't remember where its been because its had too much weed'