Phosphorus was originally discovered by Hennig Brand by evaporating urine.
He found P in pee.
We tried catching the chemical thieves...
... but they were just too phosphorus.
I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…
An alchemist tried to distill gold out of urine
He went around collecting urine from taverns all around until he had huge vats of it. He boiled it down to try and get the gold from out of the liquid. When he has it all boiled away, he looks at what he has and realizes it isn't gold, but instead what we now know as phosphorus.
That's why phosphorus is on the periodic table under "P."
A story my dad just told me.
