Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.

They were a heavy metal group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluewhiskers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Overheard at an international chemistry competition

Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"

Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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