Arsenic Puns

A list of puns related to "Arsenic"

Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.

They were a heavy metal group.

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👤︎ u/erebus
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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👤︎ u/bluewhiskers
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Overheard at a chemistry competition...

British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"

American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"

Organic chemist: "I'll kick your acetate!"

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ May 09 2021
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Overheard at an international chemistry competition

Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"

Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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