I’m thinking about sending my mailing labels to private school.
Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.
So my mom was mailing out a $150 cheque for a wedding gift...
Mom: "This cheque is too big to fit in the envelope"
Dad: "Why don't you just make it out for $100 then?"
E-mailing my dad about my NonVerbal Communications class...
He ends his email with "PS, I KNOW A LOT ABOUT NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION... I JUST CAN'T TALK
ABOUT IT."
Dad, this is why you're my hero.
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
You could say that a woman wearing iron armor is a female wearing a... fe mail
So I once sent someone a joke about the alphabet in the mail...
but I guess they never got the letters.
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
My mail carrier got a sex change, so now she's really a post-man ...
guess she had the wrong package.
If a clock you ordered arrived in the mail,
That means your time is here
What do you get if you divorce your mail-order bride?
I got a mail saying that I won a million dollars because I could read Maps backwards
I thought to myself, "That's just Spam".
What do you get when you fold a piece of junk mail into a paper airplane?
What do you get when you watch ' you've got mail", " steel magnolias", and " when Harry met sally"?
Who's in charge of delivering mail at the Vatican?
If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
My mail man just had a sex change operation.
I guess I should call him a post man now
If you have something urgent to say to your magician friend who you can only communicate with via mail...
You better use a Penn & Teller
My boss just told me that I’m the worst mailman he has ever seen.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?
I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
Why did the German mail man deliver an envelope to the Polish neighbour?
Because he was in Reichweite
Just got my new custom Billfold in the mail
We ordered some mail-order chickens a few months ago. Today, one of my housemates said it's looking like one of them is turning out to be a rooster.
I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"
This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)
I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
What do you call someone who can talk to the mail?
Dad: “... and if I’m being frank you are acting terrible about it”
Child: “ if you are being frank who is being dad?”
Actual conversation I heard in the store
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
Someone told me that women shouldn't deliver the mail
If you rearrange the letters in "Royal Mail"
They get extremely annoyed
What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?
Dad, I checked. There was no mail today.
The US Postal Service doesn't have enough machines to differentiate the mail.
They're all out of sorts.
Sent a letter addressed to “The Smartest Person in the World”
I couldn’t believe it when I found it in my mail box with the words “Return to Sender” stamped on it! It was me all along!
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.
How does a skeleton receive mail?
What do you call a woman who delivers mail?
Would she be a mailwoman or femailman?
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
What do you call a letter that goes in the mail without postage?
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
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