A list of puns related to "Envelopes"
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
But it still remains stationery.
Because he was in Reichweite
Mailman: βIβll keep you postedβ
It'll still be stationery.
I burst into tears. 12 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Gary.
It'll always be stationery.
Itβs was from my uncle Ben
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
to keep him posted
Stick with me and we'll go places.
I guess you could say that there's...
white mail privilege
Stationary.
...it'll always be stationery.
it'll still be stationery.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.
I still haven't worked out how to pick it up.
Because it was looking for a good SEAL!
So when he sends them they'll be blackmail
Me: Ah, yes, let me help you with that. Turning to stack of envelopes "Your Grace, Earl of Envelopia, I have come to address you regarding the matter of correspondence you have graciously offered to assist in..."
Wife: ...Our son isn't even HERE, and he won't understand that for another 5 years anyway.
It'll still be stationery.
It'll always be stationery.
It'll always be stationery
It'll always be stationery
It will still be statioery
...is it still stationary?
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
.. it always remains stationary
Stick with me and we'll go places.
Stick with me and we'll go places.
It'll still be stationary
it always remains stationary.
It will always be stationary
It's still stationery.
Stick with me and we'll go places!
It'll always be stationery.
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