I had no idea Amazon renewed my subscription

I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed, and quite possibly, bambezoed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISeeTrees-
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club....

Now they have started sending me threatening letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My glitch happened when I forgot to renew my subscription to a weekly news magazine based in New York City.

It was my Time lapse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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A year ago, I got a subscription to a magazine for mentally ill people.

Now I have many issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommanderKooKoo6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Good luck cancelling your HBO subscription
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-STARrating
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Have you heard about the new subscription service, that Gary Lineker has launched? 28 portions of green tea delivered monthly.

It’s called Matcha the Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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My newspaper subscription is a joke.

I don't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monza700
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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If you had to pay for reddit and were offered a discount on a subscription bundle to r/funny, r/comedycemetry and r/jokes

Would that be a cents off humour failure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Don't even mention the loss of newspaper subscriptions to me

It's tearable news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I kept receiving broken yo-yo's from the new monthly yo-yo subscription

Well, they said there weren't any strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geret13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Have you heard about the classic painters subscription box?

It's a pay-as-you-van-Gogh model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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My Dad to a telemarketer selling magazine subscriptions...

No thanks, we're all illiterate.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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I used to have issues.

But I canceled my subscription.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navitach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why did Sean Connery sign up for the men's grooming prescription service?

They had such great shavings.

Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1naryB0t
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I was cooking when suddenly I realized I was out of Time...

So I turned off the burner and renewed my subscription.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Someone approached me and asked me to help save the Amazon

So I signed up for a Prime subscription and restocked my bookcase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you do if you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

(Creds to my Google joke subscription)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curlyquitter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Someone posted a joke on inauguration day and now I can't stop thinking of Trump puns, so I'll just dump them here.

He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Got my girl friend with this one

My girl friend's Sirius satellite radio subscription ran out and she hasn't renewed it yet.

Her: I'm going to die with out my Sirius! I hate the regular radio

Me: Siriusly?

Her: ಠ_ಠ

Via text message

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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My subscription to the Scrabble Club expired...

Now they're sending me threatening letters!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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