A list of puns related to "Premium"
Now that's what I call high class living!
...would they call it a Swolex?
Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy
Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.
Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.
Post/comment must have been made in the year 2020.
Anybody can nominate.
One person can nominate maximum of 1 post or comment.
1 month reddit premium (no ads on your feed) and access to the reddit lounge to the exceptional post/comment.
Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)
All the best!!
Because we already reddit.
I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
Because they aren't premium members.
Started filling up tank with regular 87. Didn't sound right, so I pulled the nozzle out and see that it was just a bunch of shaving cream. Tried the mid grade: rubber snakes. Premium: Jimmy Kimmel canceled Christmas.
Dammit, April Fuels.
So im paying my annual insurance premium for my car and wanted a second opinion on what I'm doing so I don't screw it up.
Me: So I just send them a cheque with the total? I think it's 1942
Dad: hmm that was a good year, well not for the Japs but hey...
Me: Dad, hey, what's up?
Dad: Health insurance premiums.