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Premium Puns

A list of puns related to "Premium"

“ Rico Premium Rice Paper “ have a rice day
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👤︎ u/TheRealSandieCane
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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What do you call a premium redditor?

A predator

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👤︎ u/imkindaspiffy
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Is spending too much for premium ice cream a case of Breyer's remorse?
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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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I'm staying on the 8th floor of a hotel, and there's a sign that says "Welcome to the Premium Rooms!"

Now that's what I call high class living!

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👤︎ u/gtbrown0444
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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If Fitbit and Rolex teamed up to make a luxury/premium fitness tracker...

...would they call it a Swolex?

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👤︎ u/celticwhisper
📅︎ Oct 22 2015
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.

Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.

  • Post/comment must have been made in the year 2020.

  • Anybody can nominate.

  • One person can nominate maximum of 1 post or comment.

Prizes:

1 month reddit premium (no ads on your feed) and access to the reddit lounge to the exceptional post/comment.

Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)

All the best!!

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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a room full of ravens?

Crowded

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👤︎ u/1aim1
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Need a duplicate filter for this sub.

Because we already reddit.

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👤︎ u/djmuhlestein
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.

I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why don't people get free cakes delivered to them on Cake Day?

Because they aren't premium members.

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👤︎ u/bbtehbuild
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Went to the gas station today.

Started filling up tank with regular 87. Didn't sound right, so I pulled the nozzle out and see that it was just a bunch of shaving cream. Tried the mid grade: rubber snakes. Premium: Jimmy Kimmel canceled Christmas.

Dammit, April Fuels.

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👤︎ u/abeannis
📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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Recent phone call with my dad

Me: Dad, hey, what's up?

Dad: Health insurance premiums.

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👤︎ u/Bossfan1990
📅︎ Oct 07 2013
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