In times like these, laughter is essential. I don't have much, but for the ever vigilant mod team and you, the subscribers of /r/DadJokes, please allow me to offer this open letter...

C

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How do you annoy a /r/dadjokes subscriber?

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📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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[Meta] /r/puns hits 200k subscribers!

It's been about 4 years in the making, but we've grown from 20k when i started to 200k so fast. Before you know it we'll be a default. Keep on keepin on lads

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👤︎ u/KetoSaiba
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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I'm an avid subscriber to Father Magazine.

I guess you could say I've got Daddy issues.

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📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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When your loyal subscribers on YouTube go even further and start giving you money

Sons of the Patreon

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👤︎ u/djtb1001
📅︎ May 20 2019
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A YouTuber who begins to make low effort content to boost a subscriber count then posts to their favorite subreddit:

r/subsyoufellfor

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/r/puns hits 30K subscribers redditmetrics.com/r/puns
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/r/puns hits 20K subscribers redditmetrics.com/r/puns
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📅︎ Dec 03 2014
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My Dad just sent me this
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📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?

I have got loads of back issues.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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I recently subscribed to a nice little magazine about steaks.

It's a rare medium well done.

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📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.

Now they are sending me threatening letters

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📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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What does moss do on YouTube?

Lichen subscribe

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👤︎ u/PeskiePete
📅︎ May 02 2021
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What so you call Santa without a GPS?

A lost Claus.

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📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What phone company did The Fonz subscribe to?

Ehayyyyy t & t

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👤︎ u/jspittman
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.

It's called OnlyDans.

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I wanted to subscribe to r/tennis

But I couldn't handle the constant back and forth

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👤︎ u/EdocKrow
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.

TNT. It's dino might.

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👤︎ u/veive
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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You made me a Be-reeve-er Be-reeve-er
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👤︎ u/homodemen
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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If you give an eevee money what does it evolve into?

Patreon

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👤︎ u/Iann2
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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I have an unoriginal joke.

But you probably Reddit

Edit: Holy Crap I Wrote this last night as a joke and DID not expect it to blow up, thanks for the silver my dude.

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👤︎ u/DolphinzX
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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r/dadjokes is recruiting moderators, join us!

Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)

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Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,

Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.

Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.

So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.

Answer these 3 questions in your reply:

  1. How would you describe a dad joke?
  2. Do you currently moderate any other subreddits? If yes, which ones.
  3. You see a post that is not breaking the rules or reddit's posting guidelines, but is generally disliked by the community. What do you do?

Only apply if:

  • You're a reasonable, fair-minded and patient human
  • You're in it to keep this community a happy, friendly and safe place for other humans
  • You've got previous mod experience from a decent sized community (let's say... 5k+)
  • You're cool with the first few months being a trial run
  • You understand that while we could use more active moderation, and would benefit from a few more rules, one of the things that makes this community great is that it's pretty open (after all, dad jokes repeat a lot and not every "repost" is necessarily an opportunistic attempt to game karma)

We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:

  • You live in a timezone that covers off either the USA, the UK, Australia (we'd like a spread)
  • You've got some automod experience
  • You've got some sub-customisation experience

Don't apply if:

  • You're ready to come out swinging with a power tripping ban hammer
  • You're more concerned about Internet points than real people

We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.

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👤︎ u/tali3sin
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why did the vampire subscribe to the new york times?

He heard it had great circulation.

Btw can we start a trend of holloween dad jokes for the coming month? Plus I'd love to hear some pumpkin puns.

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👤︎ u/BeastScar
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Did you know ghosts have amazing butts?

Dead ass.

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📅︎ May 17 2020
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If you subscribed to this subreddit for pee puns, urine luck my friend
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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Oh no
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📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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[META] Oh my god after all these months of subscribing to this sub I just realized that the "it" on the title bar of this sub means red"it"/ reddit.Great pun.Lol.
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My daughter acted as if she didn't enjoy this one, but I KNOW she did...

http://i.imgur.com/xTjEZNI.jpg

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My hamster died last night :(

He fell asleep at the wheel

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👤︎ u/McWomble
📅︎ Aug 28 2015
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I keep having internet issues!

I should think twice before allowing my daughter to subscribe to all these teen fashion e-zines...

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Post and Repost were subscribed to a sub. Post un-subbed so who was left?
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I have this rare disease that causes me to talk like a YouTuber

Please be sure to like, subscribe, and comment below.

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Black stereotypes. (X-post r/funny)
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My new bookends are the taco the town
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More aware of the volume after subscribing to this subreddit

On Facetime with my mom today.

Mom: frtu, you should really cut your hair for your sister's wedding.
Frtu: Mom, do you know how long it took me to grow it out like this?
Mom: Don't worry it'll grow back.
Dad (in the background): But Karla, don't you realize he's attached to it?

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👤︎ u/frtu
📅︎ Sep 21 2014
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Dadjoke gold found on Facebook
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👤︎ u/tiboozoo
📅︎ Nov 25 2013
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I've been subscribed to this subreddit all year

No joke, it's still 2014 as I post this and I remember seeing all the all new year jokes from 2013/2014.

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👤︎ u/mattjawad
📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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[MOD POST] Hunting for an additional moderator. Read and apply within.

EDIT: I am now closing applications and will make a decision in the next day or so. Thank you to everybody who applied - the general enthusiasm and support is wonderful to see.

( as this is a self post, I receive no karma - however I would appreciate it if you upvoted purely for visibility <3 )

Hey everybody,

The /r/dadjokes community is now over 85,000 subscribers strong. That's pretty great. Pretty super great.

Thus far, over the entire existence of this sub, I have been the only mod. Quietly watching, taking your feedback, removing a post here, approving another there - doing my best not to interfere too much. I'm going to be honest, it hasn't been that hard.

You lot are generally a pretty nice bunch, give or take a few of the more vocal lunatics. There isn't usually a lot of work to be done, or issues that need resolving.

That said, I'm not awake all the time. I can't lurk on Reddit all the time. I don't have all-seeing eyes.

So it's about time I gave another pair of eyes moderator status and entrusted those eyes with a duty of care.

Let's get down to the chase; here's what I'm looking for in an additional mod:

  • You live in a very different timezone to Syd, AU - GMT+10
  • You have a good sense of humour
  • You're not in this purely to grow your 'net rep
  • You're interested in being fair, and maintaining fairness
  • You maintain civility in yourself and your responses at all times
  • You have a bit of time every day to go through reports, spam, and post comments
  • You understand that your moderatorship will initially be a trial, and can be revoked at any time if you aren't being magical and rad
  • Some general CSS/subreddit formatting knowledge wouldn't go astray, but is not required

Here's what I am not looking for:

  • Strong, cemented opinions about what constitutes a dad joke and what doesn't - everybody's dad and humour is different
  • An overzealous post remover - I am not looking for an enforcer, the title moderator implies moderation
  • A(nother) dictator - it is my preference that this subreddit be gently guided, and not forcibly ruled, we let the community find itself and we listen to what they say

If you wish to apply for the title and duty of being a moderator to /r/dadjokes, simply state your case (why you should be selected, what benefits or experience you bring, etc) in a comment reply to this thread. I will then get in touch with the most worthy seeming applicants. Upvotes and downvites will not be taken int

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/tali3sin
📅︎ Nov 03 2013
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So my pregnant aunt began to have contractions...

My dad: Can't she hold it in? It's Independence Day not Labor Day!

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My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning

He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.

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👤︎ u/EasyTigrr
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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What was the name of the werewolf YouTuber?

Lycan Subscribe

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👤︎ u/SAUWSE
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Ya know how you annoy an r/dadjokes subscriber?

[deleted]

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👤︎ u/Braden1029
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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