I will refrain from posting puns written using only fecal matter...
...since the rules say not to post in all craps.
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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︎ May 07 2021
I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products
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︎ May 08 2021
They had some nerve posting this in r/TIHI
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
First time posting here, please be lentil.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
first time posting here. (not a dad, just a 17 y/o kid)
Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.
>they were trans-parent.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Someone asked me angrily why I keep posting dad jokes
Because bad puns are how eye roll.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Thought about posting a dad joke to Reddit.
But you have probably already read it.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
No more Suez Canal jokes! SERIOUSLY! We are considering litigation. Apparently some guy named Ezra keeps posting those jokes...
...and if I canβt sue Ez, can Al?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Iβm really loving the tree puns people are posting
Theyβre just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesnβt teaks everyoneβs fancy. Iβm running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I cant see why I am posting this, no one else will see this post
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I'm posting this from my job as a scrap lumber inspector at a hardware store.
I'm feeling a little board.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
My wife says that I should worry about the brakes on my car instead of posting on Reddit
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︎ Jan 14 2021
My friend asks me what's stopping from posting a dad joke
I told him it's my negative karma.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Iβm sorry about posting another joke about Trumpβs hair
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Starting the new year on the toilet, posting this...
I guess you could say it's a crappy start
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My first time posting on my cake day!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Poleish
Merry Christmas!!!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I got banned for posting my sandwich on reddit
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
Heβs my cousin, twice [removed].
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Without people that aren't dads posting dad jokes here
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Iβve posted this before but you guys didnβt recognize the brilliance of it so Iβm posting it again because fuck you thatβs why
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︎ Jun 13 2020
No animals were harmed in the posting of this meme
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I felt clever so I'm posting here.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Due to the state of quarantine i wont be posting regular jokes
Itll be only inside jokes from now
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit...
I told her that they /r/dadjokesβ¦
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︎ Feb 25 2018
Handing myself into the police station after posting this
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Posting for my husband.
He doesn't have a Reddit account old enough to post this one!
In his words:
Not sure if I've heard this one before somewhere, but it made me laugh when it popped in my head when I was waking up. The kids, however, thought it was lame! Here goes:
Why did the baker feel crap?...
Because he kneaded one.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Couldn't resist posting it.
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︎ May 09 2019
Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
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︎ Dec 20 2019
We were talking about reddit and how she doesn't use it. (First time posting here)
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Everyone is posting all these memes about being quarantined, and I dont find anything funny about them.
I guess they're inside jokes.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
If Post Malone died and his instagram account posted a picture of him to commemorate his death, then Post Malone would be posting a Malone post-Malone.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Credits to u/dobbyisafreepup for posting the original image
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Guys stop posting jokes that are not dad jokes
here i will will help heres what a dad joke is
- its only a dad joke if it becomes AParrent
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Well I'm scared sometimes before posting
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Hoping it was whale worth posting this.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
I was drawing a zombie for my friend and wasn't sure how I would draw his eyes. First time posting here but hope this counts.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
You have been banned from posting on r/specializedtools
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︎ May 07 2019
A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Tried posting on dad jokes but only texts ): (Not proud of this one)
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Been a dad for two years, finally posting something on here.
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︎ Jan 05 2015
A little pun for everyone. Not mine but posting for a friend.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
What do you call getting thousands of upvotes not 1 second after posting?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I was going through my old comments. I don't remember posting it.
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︎ May 21 2019
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
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︎ Apr 28 2017
My son asked me what I'm posting on Reddit.
I tell him that they /r/dadjokes.
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︎ Sep 04 2016
My son asked me what I'm posting on Reddit.
I tell him that they /r/dadjokes.
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