Today is the day I can post it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogkerung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My posts were removed.

Someone took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Feel like this is the appropriate place for me to post this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizza_turd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A Bishop's Twitter Post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealAjmera
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...

People must be stuck in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan2849
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLZ_Riptide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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When I post a joke and no one rates...

I just assume they all died from laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

"He's a keeper"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...

..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?

I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varthalon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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How do you know when it’s time to post your dad joke poetry?

Get a Haiku coo clock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My mail carrier got a sex change, so now she's really a post-man ...

guess she had the wrong package.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?

Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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From another one of my posts on r/aww
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticStars1201
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Pun Filled Pi Day post neversaydice.co/2021/03/p…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/manemeth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Obligatory cake day and post

How is cricket like cake? They both need batters!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Top Post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miss_man
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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"Have you seen my Post-it note for our neighbour's party on the fridge?" my wife asked.

I said, "I don't want our neighbours having a party on our fridge."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,

...would be preposterous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I’ve waited five days and tried three times to post, Two men walk into a bar

Third one ducks

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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This post, officer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I was going to post a great incontinence joke...

...but it's already been leaked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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OP's post is for context but the comments are gold
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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First post here... the first world problems version of a STRAY ROCKET πŸš€
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I used to love going to the post office

but the Postmaster General has really taken DeJoy out of the mail.οΏΌ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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cross post from r/RedSmileGroup :-)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedSmileGroup
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Saw a post that said "I'm looking for a new hairdresser".

How trusting. I look for experienced ones myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otherbanana1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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My 9 year old wanted me to post her joke here!

What does it mean when you find horseshoes? It means a horse is walking round in its socks!

I am so proud of her! Edit: wording.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valenshyne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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my friend said to post this.

My brother got hit by a truck yesterday, he was sent to the hospital. He got his both arms and legs amputated. He's now my halfbrother.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Southernms
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why was my post removed?

Can someone tell me why my post was removed?

I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing street names right off the posts.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ulvain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Murderface likes this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogmatic_Catalyst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I'm really tired of seeing just text posts here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherem13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/muddoo7887
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Did you hear the one about Austin Richard Post? Oh, of course have.

This is a Re-Post Malone joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What do you call a woman standing between 2 goal posts?

Annette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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dramatic post
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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