Today is the day I can post it
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My posts were removed.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Feel like this is the appropriate place for me to post this
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Warning: This post contains Gore
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︎ Apr 07 2021
A Bishop's Twitter Post
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...
People must be stuck in it
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︎ Mar 28 2021
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
When I post a joke and no one rates...
I just assume they all died from laughter.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...
..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
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︎ Oct 20 2020
How do you know when itβs time to post your dad joke poetry?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I hadnβt used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I donβt mean to brag but this is the single greatest post Iβve ever made on reddit.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
My mail carrier got a sex change, so now she's really a post-man ...
guess she had the wrong package.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?
Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"
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︎ Mar 29 2021
From another one of my posts on r/aww
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Obligatory cake day and post
How is cricket like cake?
They both need batters!
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Top Post
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︎ Dec 29 2020
"Have you seen my Post-it note for our neighbour's party on the fridge?" my wife asked.
I said, "I don't want our neighbours having a party on our fridge."
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Iβve waited five days and tried three times to post, Two men walk into a bar
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︎ Feb 25 2021
This post, officer.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I was going to post a great incontinence joke...
...but it's already been leaked.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
OP's post is for context but the comments are gold
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︎ Feb 17 2021
First post here... the first world problems version of a STRAY ROCKET π
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I used to love going to the post office
but the Postmaster General has really taken DeJoy out of the mail.οΏΌ
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︎ Mar 12 2021
cross post from r/RedSmileGroup :-)
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Saw a post that said "I'm looking for a new hairdresser".
How trusting. I look for experienced ones myself.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
My 9 year old wanted me to post her joke here!
What does it mean when you find horseshoes?
It means a horse is walking round in its socks!
I am so proud of her!
Edit: wording.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
my friend said to post this.
My brother got hit by a truck yesterday, he was sent to the hospital. He got his both arms and legs amputated. He's now my halfbrother.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)
I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why was my post removed?
Can someone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing street names right off the posts.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Murderface likes this post
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I'm really tired of seeing just text posts here
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Did you hear the one about Austin Richard Post? Oh, of course have.
This is a Re-Post Malone joke.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you call a woman standing between 2 goal posts?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
dramatic post
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.
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