Post Malone has canceled his tour.
Does this now make him Postpone Malone?
Many people have heard of Post Malone. But how many of you have heard of Ho Malone?
Probably quite a few - it's a Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin.
Post Malone just suspended his tour
Guess that makes him postponed Malone
If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...
Does he therefore Post Malone?
If Post Malone died and his instagram account posted a picture of him to commemorate his death, then Post Malone would be posting a Malone post-Malone.
Post Malone is great and all...
but what ever happened to pre malone?
Have you heard of Post Malone’s siblings?
His older brother is called Pre Malone and his middle brother is called Present Malone.
Due to the fact that I don't know anything to post, Imma just Post Malone.
Did you all hear that Post Malones' lesser known brother was arrested?
His name is Post Mabail.
What do you call Post Malone after he joins a support group?
Post Alone
What do you call the opening act of a Post Malone concert?
Pre Malone
If Weird Al ever did a spoof of Post Malone
He could be called Prov Olone and just do cheesy rap lyrics
You like Post Malone, right?
Do you think he was any good when he was Pre Malone?
Who crashed more than Post Malone this week?
What's a leper's favorite Post Malone song?
I fall apart
A: Do you know Post Malone?
B: Yes, he's a rapper
A: And do you know Ho Malone? B: No, who is that?
A: It's a classic Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin
Some dank ass puns on the rapper, Post Malone. m.facebook.com/story.php?…
I asked my dad if he'd ever heard of Post Malone
He said no and asked what happened to Pre Malone
You’ve heard of the rapper and singer Post Malone but, what about Ho Malone?
You know that Christmas comedy movie that came out in the 90s with Macaulay Culkin.
