Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, “first offender” “No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender
What do you call a rockstar that knows how to fight?
"The Rock"
Why did CJ's voice actor have a conflict with Rockstar Games?
Because the envelope he got on pay day said 'Respect'
I got in a fight with a rockstar once
He threatened to beat me with a guitar neck. I said is that a fret?
I'm from Baltimore, and my boy said he wanted to be a creepy rockstar for Halloween
I said "That's easy, you're already a Maryland man's son."
What did the shower say to the rockstar in black and white makeup?
“Hi Gene!”
While in college I got degrees in Geology and Astronomy.
I'm trying to become a rockstar.
Fiance got me good yesterday after work
So I am building a stone retaining wall at my house after work yesterday. Been at it for about an hour and a half before my fiance gets home from her job. She stops on the porch, looks at me, and just says, 'You Rockstar!' I couldn't help but smile. PS, I then had to tell her about this subreddit...
I'm double-majoring in geology and astronomy
So I can be a rockstar
