How do you avoid incoming attacks in videogames?
You take advantage of dodgy programming...
I'm making a videogame where the enemies are soda cans!
I haven't started drawing the sprites yet.
What's a gardener's favorite videogame genre?
PLANTformers.
So a blonde girl is deciding to be a videogame Youtuber....
After she makes and edits her video she starts to take pictures of her hands. Her mom walks by seeing this and asks "Why are you taking so many pictures of your thumbs?". The blond girl replies " If you want people to watch your YouTube videos you gotta have great thumbnail pictures."
What do you call an Anubis that just started playing videogames?
A Novice.
I asked a French man if he played videogames
He said "wii"
Someone asked for patchnotes for a videogame, so I made them some!
My wife said that videogames were ruining our marriage
Well that's a Far Cry...
Have you heard about the videogame that’s all the rage with anti vaxxer’s kids?
tetnis.
What’s a Communists favourite videogame console?
The Wii
I hate how EA has a monopoly on NFL Football videogames
It really maddens me.
I wonder if Owen Wilson's favorite videogame is WoW
How do edgy kids play videogames, with an emolater
On videogames
"DayZ eh? I still don't see how this game is about flowers."
I asked a frenchman if he played videogames
He responded "Wii"
