I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.

Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I don’t have to listen to it.

πŸ‘︎ 529
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
🚨︎ report
I always keep a Bieber container nearby for emergencies

Justin case

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/v0xx0m
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
🚨︎ report
After being warned to protect my new phone, I finally got my protection in the mail today. They sent me one meant for a teen girl with bieber on it. I still will use it until i can replace it to protect my phone.

Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
🚨︎ report
Justin Bieber was in a hotel in Arizona yesterday. The air conditioning was broken, so he asked the hotel manager if he could do something about the heat.

The hotel manager replied, "sorry, I'm not a big fan."

πŸ‘︎ 42
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
🚨︎ report
I went the barbers and asked him to do my hair like Justin Bieber and he shaved it all off.

I said Justin Bieber doesn't get a haircut like that.

He said he does if he comes in here.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
🚨︎ report
When Canadian cultural icons like Justin Bieber and Drake rap about money....

are the songs called Loonie Tunes?

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksizzle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
🚨︎ report
My Saudi friend didn't know who Justin Bieber was

He must have been living under Iraq

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Humeon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
🚨︎ report
Justin Bieber should hire a stand-in for shows for when he gets sick etc. called..

Justin Case

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/haandvask1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
🚨︎ report
Justin Bieber card, well played dad. [xpost from r/pics]
πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ManUfan101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2013
🚨︎ report
Dadjoked my wife about a bear attack

So I was telling my wife about the guy in Russia that was saved by his cell phone's Bieber ring tone, and ended it with: "It makes sense that it ran off. It was a Brown Bear, not a Beliebear."

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.