Ludacris is riding a cow.
Moo bitch, get outda way! π€¨
Did you hear Ludacris' cousin Lewis started rapping?
He calls himself Ridiclewis.
What do Ludacris and Optimus Prime have in common?
They both tell people to Roll Out.
These new burger prices are Ludacris!
Whatβs Ludacrisβs favorite cheese?
GOUDAAA!!!
This marketing is a little Ludacris.
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents
Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?
Customer dadjoked his children at the convenience store today.
The kids were probably around 8-12 years old. They all go the sweet aisle and start looking at the chocolate etc. The father picks up a bag of M&Ms and says to his kids:
"Hey, want some Slim Shadys?"
They give him a funny look. He looks again and notices that they're 2 for Β£1.
"50 Cent for some Eminems? That's Ludacris!"
Cue another look from the kids.
"I'll pay for them though, it's no Biggie."
I'll admit, I chuckled.
I bought a 2pac of Eminem's for 50 cents.
That's Ludacris.
