What does Kanye West wear when he is sick?
Sneezys
If Kanye West becomes president
The world will be more hip and hopeful.
Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.
And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".
Why did kanye west go to the hospital?
For a hip hoperation.
I saw a video of Kanye West baking 300 cakes at once.
No one man should have all that flour.
What do you call Kanye West prior to writing "Jesus is King?"
Ye of little faith
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West named their new born Psalm West. I have only one question.
Is it a hymn or a her?
Kanye West?
Yes, and I can also East and South
Whatβs Kanye Westβs Favorite Holiday?
Yee-ster
My kids were taking forever to finish their breakfast, so I had to quote Kanye West to them.
I said, βOmelette you finish.β
If Kanye West was a Neko would he be a βWest Virgin Nyaβ?
If Kanye Westβs daughter writes her autobiography one day, it will be βNorthβ by North West. reddit.com/r/Showerthoughβ¦
With a name like North West, Kim and Kanyeβs kid is headed straight for the top.
And s little to the left.
I might be in the minority, but I think Kanye West gets a bad rap.
And usually makes it worse.
Did you hear that Kanye West is marketing his own brand of meat sauce?
Itβs called bolognyeezy.
Where I'm sitting he's pointing Bsouth and Bnorth.
If Santa is father of Christmas who is the mom?
A ho ho ho ho
Heard a dad joke at Bonnaroo Music Festival
Was at the Kanye (Yeezus) performance this weekend and he kept doing this thing where he would start playing a song then cut it off about five seconds in and rant about something. The third time this happened a guy behind me yelled "More like Teezus, am i right?"
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents
Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?
