If Kanye West becomes president

The world will be more hip and hopeful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fi-yah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.

And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomadStar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why did kanye west go to the hospital?

For a hip hoperation.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I saw a video of Kanye West baking 300 cakes at once.

No one man should have all that flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What do you call Kanye West prior to writing "Jesus is King?"

Ye of little faith

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamsterwheel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Kanye West?

Yes, and I can also East and South

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lion_OBrian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West named their new born Psalm West. I have only one question.

Is it a hymn or a her?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alisha40s
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What’s Kanye West’s Favorite Holiday?

Yee-ster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolaceAnimosity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My kids were taking forever to finish their breakfast, so I had to quote Kanye West to them.

I said, β€œOmelette you finish.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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If Kanye West was a Neko would he be a β€œWest Virgin Nya”?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AeRUBIK-Cubing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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If Kanye West’s daughter writes her autobiography one day, it will be β€œNorth” by North West. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dutts303
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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With a name like North West, Kim and Kanye’s kid is headed straight for the top.

And s little to the left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I might be in the minority, but I think Kanye West gets a bad rap.

And usually makes it worse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Did you hear that Kanye West is marketing his own brand of meat sauce?

It’s called bolognyeezy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeopolis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Where I'm sitting he's pointing Bsouth and Bnorth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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If Santa is father of Christmas who is the mom?

A ho ho ho ho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damuras
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Heard a dad joke at Bonnaroo Music Festival

Was at the Kanye (Yeezus) performance this weekend and he kept doing this thing where he would start playing a song then cut it off about five seconds in and rant about something. The third time this happened a guy behind me yelled "More like Teezus, am i right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Throat_Bruiser
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents

Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hishernia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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